Sunday, November 12, 2006

Dr. Jadyn & Dr. Marty

Just ask Jadyn what she wants to be when she grows up, and she'll tell you she wants to be a doctor like her doctor... Dr. Marty. So we just had to get a picture of the two of them together at last months regular check-up.




So... a doctor, huh? (says Mark, taking off his hat and wiping the sweat from his brow...)

In that case, donations are now being accepted for the Dr. Jadyn Foree College Fund, DJFC fund for short. Let's see... by the time she's in medical school, I'm sure a year of tuition, books, room and board will only run a mere $75,000 or so. So... in exchange for every year of expenses donated to the DJFC fund, Jadyn will provide two years of complimentary medical services to the donor(s).

How do I sign up, you ask? Well, thanks to new advances in technology, and as a thank you for visiting this page and reading this posting, you have automatically been enrolled in the DJFCF program! As you continue reading, your (piggy) bank account is being transferred electronically into the fund to make room in your (piggy) bank account for more deposits. But don't worry, you won't need to do anything else. Funds will continue to be transferred automatically.

Thank you for your participation in our pilot test program. If this program proves successful, please look forward to your automatic enrollment in the NPKFC program. (Nuclear Physicist Karina Foree College program). If that, too, proves successfull, a future MAJFCOATLUABN-WHTCK fund will also be started. (Mark And Julie Foree Can Only Afford To Live Under A Bridge Now - We Have Two College Kids fund).


Details to follow as they become available...

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