"Ouch, the sun is poking my eyes!" (Heard when we were riding in the car and somehow the sun decided to make a rare appearance.)
"Oh, I just love pipe cleaners!" (Actually referring to the bagpipe band in the parade we watching.)
"Mmmm, we're having chicken engazanas for dinner!" (Translation would be chicken enchiladas.)
"I am so frustrated that I went potty in my new pretty underwear. I just don't know why I did that. I forgot how not to right now."
"But it was Molly's turn to clean up the ducks and ponies. I told her she was going to be in time out." (Anyone know how to give a kitty time out?)